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Yesterday, I posted about how searching my name, Dominic Gazzuolo, produced results in the Google Images section for Georgia sex offenders. At the end of my post I encouraged the thousands of my readers…ahem…to go ahead and search my name so they could be treated to the wonder which is several pages of Georgia sex offender mug-shots.
That was yesterday.
As of this morning, the emotionless mugs of many a molester and offender were still coming up under my name in Google Images, yet by this afternoon something strange happened: my name no-longer produced the faces of the damned. This can only mean one or 4 things.
- Google is always watching. They have been on to me for years! Ever since I called them out on the time they celebrated groundhog’s day several days in a row they have been watching my ever post. They saw the oddness of the Georgia sex offender list and must have realized I live in California. I expect the California sex offender mug shots to be tied to my name shortly.
- The government is watching me. It makes sense since I am supposedly on their sex offender list. This is just another case of the government silencing the sex offenders. We have rights too!
- Coincidence and just dumb…bad luck? Maybe Google just posted results like that on my name out of randomness… Nah! They’re Google. Does God do things he doesn’t intend to do? All of you religious types better hope not. That would ruin everything!
- I made the whole thing up. Sure, I could have made the whole thing up. After all, what’s better to relate one’s self to than a Georgia sex offender?
Am I happy my name is no-longer associated with sex offenders? A little bit, yeah. But admittedly there is a part of me which was beginning to own the situation. When I was associated with Georgia sex offenders I was a somebody. Now, I’m just a regular guy who gets on sex lists just like the rest of the world…by signing up for porn newsletters. Because that’s why people sign-up on porn sites…the newsletters.

All of the head-shots are actually mug shots of Georgia sex offenders. Some how my first and last name combination brings up this particular state’s list of sex offenders. Little did my parents know, when they created Dominic Gazzuolo they apparently created the perfect name for a sex offender in Georgia. I will say, as sex offending goes, Georgia is the state for peaches…
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