For a country that has a population of about 1.3 billion, the Chinese are quite the prudes. With a population in the 500 millions, during the 1950’s, the Chinese used to be down with…well, getting down! Yet since 1979 the Chinese government, headed by Deng Xiaoping (at the time:1979), established the one child policy. This limited couples to only producing one child. The policy was supposed to be temporary, yet it remains in place today. Every year millions of Chinese babies are petrified, hallowed out, and matched with similar looking smaller preemies and sold to the Russians to use as dolls. Resourceful Communists!

So continuing on with the Chinese hate for sex, China’s government has issued statements, to major Internet search engines, that they will no longer tolerate pornography-related content on their Search Engines. This includes Google.com, Baidu.com, Netease.com (come on, any-tease is all about porn…or at least soft-core. Damn teasers!), and QQ.com. I know what you are thinking, but no, I didn’t make up the QQ one. Of course, that would be the name of an Asian search engine. If you don’t like it than QQ more.

Google will bend to the will of China because of their large population. Google makes a fortune off of people selling Bibles through the sponsored listings in China. But…China need not worry anyway. Google has already begun to crack down on porn via the paid advertising in the United States. If caught advertising what they deem an ethically wrong porn, Google will ban the advertiser from using their Google Adwords (sponsored link advertising).

I enjoy the fact that Google has become so powerful they can tell us what is moral or immoral, ethical or unethical, and hardcore shit or artsy erotic visuals. The porn industry is huge (so I hear) and the search volume for it is incredibly large (so I’ve read), so to me, it seams odd that Google would hinder itself from receiving that dirty sex-soaked money. Besides, when the money is digital and electronic it can only be so dirty.

China’s population growth is slowing and in a couple of decades their population will be the second largest in the world. Google, tell China to go to www.fuckyouchina.com, and use that url to show them all of the future profits you will soon be making off of porn based advertising in Google India.

Hey China, Google called. They said next time they need to build tissue paper dragons, walls or railways they’ll think of you. Until then, run your country. Google will rule the earth. They’ve already renamed it…