Death to Humans! Every machine with the ability to kill efficiently and well, with intent, should have the aforementioned mission statement as their slogan. It just so happens one company does utilize “Death to Humans!”

Bentley Motors Limited, a British company owned by Nazi supporting Volkswagen now, has turned its vehicles into luxurious sophisticated killing machines. They are simply getting back to their days when James Bond (in the novels) was all about killing. Sure, sure…save the day. But kill a little while you are at it, would ya?

Bentley’s reversion back to the “Death to Humans” days has recently be noticed due to…well, the high profile killings they have been involved with lately.

Built in Silencer

In Los Angeles, last February, a man suspected to be famous DJ Khaled was in a slow-speed car chase that resulted in him finally killing himself. Rather than letting the police overtake him in his Bentley, he shot himself in the head. The advanced interior sound proofing design of the $100,000 plus Bentley made for the perfect silent shooting so as to not alarm the slumbering neighboring community. Bentley: not just think of the flashy suicidal driver, but also the slum sleeping neighbors.

Knowing they (Bentley) may not achieve national media coverage they established a backup plan.

Enter Dante Stallworth

The Brown’s WR Dante Sallworth recently hit and killed a pedestrian running across the street trying to catch a bus. Stallworth claims he was not trying to hit the man and even flashed his lights so the man would move and not be driven down, down to the hard pavement of death. Stallworth may have not wanted to kill, but his Bentley had one thing on its engine…Death to Humans.

For once, it’s nice to see the Browns on the winning side of a killing.

Emmanuel: Chris Botti & Lucia Micarelli

I stumbled upon this excellent live concert in Boston while flipping onto KCET (PBS) one night. It’s entitled Chris Botti Live in Boston. Chris Botti, a famous trumpet artist, is accompanied by his orchestra and many guest performers including: Yo Yo Ma, Sting, Steve Tyler, and Lucia Micarelli. In the video below Botti and Micarelli perform “Emmanuel”.

While searching for Nathan Fillion movies on Netflix I came across a great mini Internet musical movie titled: Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog. It also stars Neil Patrick Harris. It was created by Joss Whedon in three acts and can be seen for free.

Whedon created and wrote classic science fiction shows such as Firefly…starring Nathan Fillion. Take a look at this clip from Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog. If you like the snippet below, go back and watch the whole thing.

Since the night of March 10th, two unlikely bachelors have paired up under one roof. The little kitty known as Bagira moved in with the Gazzuolo known as Dom…temporarily. Since the fellas do not know how long their combination will last, they have decided to go all out and make every night an adventure.

Bagira and Gazzuolo have determined they will chronicle their adventures for future buddies to use as a guideline to living the bachelor buddy dream. Kitties come up to Baggy (short for Bagira) all the time and ask, “Meeeooowwwzers?” If he had a mouse for every time he was questioned in that exact way, he would have more mice than the movie “An American Tail“.

For the first time Bagira answers the constant kitty questions with actions. The adventures of Bagira and Gazzuolo will surprise, entertain, inspire, and even put a smile on your face. Their antics and adventures will make little girls giggle and grown men cry.

Join Bagira and Gazzuolo next time when they: Paint the Town White!

U Down With G.O.P.?

Keep up to date with all of the ridiculousness going on in the Republican party lately.

What happened to the Republican party lately. Have you seen the faces they came up with to fill the gaps of missing conservatives? They have reached out to 3 individuals lately that are excellent examples of why the Republicans just don’t get it.

Johnathan Krohan

Johnathan Krohn is 14 years young. In fact, he just turned 14. Johnathan has yet to drive, be able to buy cigarettes or alcohol, or even vote. He has not had sex with a woman, claimed that gays are an abomination and then had sex with a man, or has he experienced a lot of other things that we all look back on and say, “Fuck me, what was I thinking.” He is a kid.

What is he speaking at your CPAC convention for, republicans? He does not have any life experiences yet. What does he know about conservatism? For Halloween he put all of his candy in a bowl and only ate one piece a day so as to not waste his goods. Plus, he dressed as Sarah Palin. So naturally…he is a conservative.

We understood experience didn’t matter when Palin was the 2009 Republican Vice-Presidential nominee, but at least Palin was tough and shot down defenseless animals. This kid’s balls haven’t even dropped.

Watch his speech and see how a 14 year old is able to blow away a room filled of conservatives. In all honesty, at least he delivers shit he heard, or read about in a book, well. That’s a start.

Michael Steele

Let’s just get to the point. Steele is black. We get it Republicans. The Democrats’ guy won, he’s black…I see where you are going with this. A few problems:

1. Black people have seen they can be president. A second potential black leader or head of a party…not so fast. They got one through, a second so soon has trick or scam written all over it.
2. The Dem’s black guy can play basketball.
3. Steele wears glasses. Nerd!
4. Steele forces slang terms into his vocabulary like that old guy who tries to be hip with the “youth’s” language.
5. Alanis Morissette called. She says to remind Steele that he is a black Republican.
6. Steele bows down to Hexxus.

Rush Limbaugh

It seems every news show these days is asking if Rush Limbaugh, a radio personality, is the head of the Republican party. Just because he says ridiculuos things and has a lot of listeners should not make him the leader. Republican politicians belittle him and say he is just an entertainer, and then they apologize because they are afraid he will bitch about them the next day on his show. When did Republicans turn into the little kid who thinks Disney is run by Mickey Mouse? Rush is just the rodent…the fat rat that scares people. He is not the head of anything.

The sad thing is that as long as I keep writing about him, the news keeps talking about him, and other forms of media push his name, he will grow stronger. Spreading hate, fear, and polluting everything around him. I’ve seen this before. He grows off of a little bit of fear and hate then begins to manufacturer more. Thus, he grows larger.

You may recognize Rush in “Fern Gully” as Hexxus.