What happened to the Republican party lately. Have you seen the faces they came up with to fill the gaps of missing conservatives? They have reached out to 3 individuals lately that are excellent examples of why the Republicans just don’t get it.

Johnathan Krohan

Johnathan Krohn is 14 years young. In fact, he just turned 14. Johnathan has yet to drive, be able to buy cigarettes or alcohol, or even vote. He has not had sex with a woman, claimed that gays are an abomination and then had sex with a man, or has he experienced a lot of other things that we all look back on and say, “Fuck me, what was I thinking.” He is a kid.

What is he speaking at your CPAC convention for, republicans? He does not have any life experiences yet. What does he know about conservatism? For Halloween he put all of his candy in a bowl and only ate one piece a day so as to not waste his goods. Plus, he dressed as Sarah Palin. So naturally…he is a conservative.

We understood experience didn’t matter when Palin was the 2009 Republican Vice-Presidential nominee, but at least Palin was tough and shot down defenseless animals. This kid’s balls haven’t even dropped.

Watch his speech and see how a 14 year old is able to blow away a room filled of conservatives. In all honesty, at least he delivers shit he heard, or read about in a book, well. That’s a start.

Michael Steele

Let’s just get to the point. Steele is black. We get it Republicans. The Democrats’ guy won, he’s black…I see where you are going with this. A few problems:

1. Black people have seen they can be president. A second potential black leader or head of a party…not so fast. They got one through, a second so soon has trick or scam written all over it.
2. The Dem’s black guy can play basketball.
3. Steele wears glasses. Nerd!
4. Steele forces slang terms into his vocabulary like that old guy who tries to be hip with the “youth’s” language.
5. Alanis Morissette called. She says to remind Steele that he is a black Republican.
6. Steele bows down to Hexxus.

Rush Limbaugh

It seems every news show these days is asking if Rush Limbaugh, a radio personality, is the head of the Republican party. Just because he says ridiculuos things and has a lot of listeners should not make him the leader. Republican politicians belittle him and say he is just an entertainer, and then they apologize because they are afraid he will bitch about them the next day on his show. When did Republicans turn into the little kid who thinks Disney is run by Mickey Mouse? Rush is just the rodent…the fat rat that scares people. He is not the head of anything.

The sad thing is that as long as I keep writing about him, the news keeps talking about him, and other forms of media push his name, he will grow stronger. Spreading hate, fear, and polluting everything around him. I’ve seen this before. He grows off of a little bit of fear and hate then begins to manufacturer more. Thus, he grows larger.

You may recognize Rush in “Fern Gully” as Hexxus.