After some Mexican food and a few margaritas (blended for Bagira), Bagira and Gazzuolo decided they needed to go out and do something crazy. They were feeling it: the urge to leave a trademark of destruction and let the town know that yes, a kitty and a man, will and can, own this lan…d.

Anyway, the idea was simple. Get buckets of white paint and secretly paint every car, house, and stop sign in town! Unfortunately, that amount of paint was hard to come by at 2 in the morning. Also, let’s face it… Bagira and Gazzuolo are broke. One lays around all day and the other is a cat!

White Out!

They desided they were going to stick to the theme of white because they already named this blog “Painting the Town White”. That left one option: toilet paper the hell out of the town! They grabbed all of their supply (about 5 rolls) and were about to head out when it hit.

Meooooooowzerrrz! Bagira ate the worm when he killed a bottle of cheap Tequila and that turned him strait retarded. He couldn’t even walk.

“You f****** pussy”, Gazzuolo yelled.

Bagira had been down and just about out. He rolled under the table and in kitty talk muttered. “Just leave me man. Go on with your white paper town makers and…Okay now I, now I… I have 2 fingers. Is this real life?”

One drunken kitty and an unpainted town. Nothing is safe from “The Adventures of Bagira and Gazzuolo.”