Death to Humans! Every machine with the ability to kill efficiently and well, with intent, should have the aforementioned mission statement as their slogan. It just so happens one company does utilize “Death to Humans!”

Bentley Motors Limited, a British company owned by Nazi supporting Volkswagen now, has turned its vehicles into luxurious sophisticated killing machines. They are simply getting back to their days when James Bond (in the novels) was all about killing. Sure, sure…save the day. But kill a little while you are at it, would ya?

Bentley’s reversion back to the “Death to Humans” days has recently be noticed due to…well, the high profile killings they have been involved with lately.

Built in Silencer

In Los Angeles, last February, a man suspected to be famous DJ Khaled was in a slow-speed car chase that resulted in him finally killing himself. Rather than letting the police overtake him in his Bentley, he shot himself in the head. The advanced interior sound proofing design of the $100,000 plus Bentley made for the perfect silent shooting so as to not alarm the slumbering neighboring community. Bentley: not just think of the flashy suicidal driver, but also the slum sleeping neighbors.

Knowing they (Bentley) may not achieve national media coverage they established a backup plan.

Enter Dante Stallworth

The Brown’s WR Dante Sallworth recently hit and killed a pedestrian running across the street trying to catch a bus. Stallworth claims he was not trying to hit the man and even flashed his lights so the man would move and not be driven down, down to the hard pavement of death. Stallworth may have not wanted to kill, but his Bentley had one thing on its engine…Death to Humans.

For once, it’s nice to see the Browns on the winning side of a killing.