» the adventures of bagira and gazzuolo http://gggazzuolo.com Tue, 31 Aug 2010 20:20:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 The Adventures of Bagira and Gazzuolo: Painting the Town White http://gggazzuolo.com/2009/04/02/the-adventures-of-bagira-and-gazzuolo-painting-the-town-white/ http://gggazzuolo.com/2009/04/02/the-adventures-of-bagira-and-gazzuolo-painting-the-town-white/#comments Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:23:08 +0000 admin http://gggazzuolo.com/?p=332 After some Mexican food and a few margaritas (blended for Bagira), Bagira and Gazzuolo decided they needed to go out and do something crazy. They were feeling it: the urge to leave a trademark of destruction and let the town know that yes, a kitty and a man, will and can, own this lan…d.

Anyway, the idea was simple. Get buckets of white paint and secretly paint every car, house, and stop sign in town! Unfortunately, that amount of paint was hard to come by at 2 in the morning. Also, let’s face it… Bagira and Gazzuolo are broke. One lays around all day and the other is a cat!

White Out!

They desided they were going to stick to the theme of white because they already named this blog “Painting the Town White”. That left one option: toilet paper the hell out of the town! They grabbed all of their supply (about 5 rolls) and were about to head out when it hit.

Meooooooowzerrrz! Bagira ate the worm when he killed a bottle of cheap Tequila and that turned him strait retarded. He couldn’t even walk.

“You f****** pussy”, Gazzuolo yelled.

Bagira had been down and just about out. He rolled under the table and in kitty talk muttered. “Just leave me man. Go on with your white paper town makers and…Okay now I, now I… I have 2 fingers. Is this real life?”

One drunken kitty and an unpainted town. Nothing is safe from “The Adventures of Bagira and Gazzuolo.”

]]> http://gggazzuolo.com/2009/04/02/the-adventures-of-bagira-and-gazzuolo-painting-the-town-white/feed/ 0 The Adventures of Bagira and Gazzuolo http://gggazzuolo.com/2009/03/11/the-adventures-of-bagira-and-gazzuolo/ http://gggazzuolo.com/2009/03/11/the-adventures-of-bagira-and-gazzuolo/#comments Thu, 12 Mar 2009 04:22:45 +0000 admin http://gggazzuolo.com/?p=312 Since the night of March 10th, two unlikely bachelors have paired up under one roof. The little kitty known as Bagira moved in with the Gazzuolo known as Dom…temporarily. Since the fellas do not know how long their combination will last, they have decided to go all out and make every night an adventure.

Bagira and Gazzuolo have determined they will chronicle their adventures for future buddies to use as a guideline to living the bachelor buddy dream. Kitties come up to Baggy (short for Bagira) all the time and ask, “Meeeooowwwzers?” If he had a mouse for every time he was questioned in that exact way, he would have more mice than the movie “An American Tail“.

For the first time Bagira answers the constant kitty questions with actions. The adventures of Bagira and Gazzuolo will surprise, entertain, inspire, and even put a smile on your face. Their antics and adventures will make little girls giggle and grown men cry.

Join Bagira and Gazzuolo next time when they: Paint the Town White!

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